OH GOD A QUIZ THIS SHOULD BE FUN

Stories can be fun.

A- Age of 1st kiss: Fifteen.  Dark room, completely emotionless.  I shied away from the moment.  Not... not fun.
B- Band you are listening to right now: Iron Horse brutally destroying Metallica songs through the power of bluegrass.
C- 1st Crush: I was five years old and a little boy that played with me gave me many butterflies.  I wrote him a letter.  He checked "yes" to liking me, but sadly, nothing came of the situation.
D- Dad's name: Dave.
E- Easiest person to talk to: ... is this a trick question or
F- Favorite ice cream: Either Turkey Hill's Double Dunkers or Baskin Robbin's Love Potion #31 (however, due to its unavailability for 11 months of the year, going with the latter)
G- Gummy worms or gummy bear?: Burrs
I- Instruments: Pianny, bit o' geetar.  Potential accordion/cajón builder.
J- Junior high: HMS.
K- Kids: if by kids you mean cats, then
L- Longest car ride ever: 'bout nine hours.  We were lost.
M- Mom's name: Lisa.
N- Nicknames: Abbz, Ababs (no longer in use)
O- One wish: fairy puff cakes for all
P- Phobia(s): Death and all his friends.
Q- Quote: "And you can point that fuckin' finger up yer asssssssssssssss"
R- Reason(s) to smile: The tiny facets of luv.
S- Song you sang last: Whispered some Metallica thing to myself in the shower.
T- Time you woke up today: nineish.
U- Unknown fact about me: Dentist broke part of my tooth off upon a routine pulling appointment when I was 7.  I kept a tooth fragment until I was 11.
V- Virgin: if I were Humbert Humbert, I might have lots to say.  However, no.
W- Worst habit:  Nose-scrunching when glasses-wearing atm.
X- How many X-rays you've had: Upwards of ten.
Y- Your least favorite person as of right now: Pooh Bear
Z- Zodiac sign: Aquarius.